Fitness via EVE

I'm not as fit as I could be, and the reason isn't hard to understand.

I'm active, and my meals are of ordinary size and duration. So why would I be fat? The answer is simple, I've a sweet tooth. On any given day I consume one or two candy bars. Obviously, this destroys my diet.

Thus, I've made the following vow. I shall not consume another candy bar until, and unless, I destroy an enemy capsuleers vessel. My craving shall grow and grow as I mission and mine, until ultimately, in service to the Empire, I destroy our vile enemy's. Then, and only then, shall chocolate and peanut butter pass my lips once more.